Sunday, May 23, 2010
Funny enough, I was reading the Gospels for an English assignment and I read about how Jesus walked on water and this lizard popped into my mind immediately. Somehow, my mind was able to retain that video clip I had seen ages ago and relate it to the Bible. So being video weekend I thought I would share this creepy lizard clip so everyone could be surprised and amazed at natures beauty.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Warning, the following post includes various name changes to protect its users and is meant specifically for girls!
But you have to be careful! One wrong move and everyone knows who bluey is! *cue dramatic music. It has happened, believe me so you have to be either really careful with what you don around people who don’t know about him, or you can just pick a really good code name.
My advice is to play around with words, something with his last name, or even his first name! Something that reminds you of the first time you saw him or even a random word you like! Just enjoy giving him that name because you’ll be using it a lot when you see him around school.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Hot Mormon Missionary Guys
Definitely, for us humans the grass is greener on the other side. Yet, even if you get the greener grass, you will soon find an even greener one and want that one to forgetting completely of the one you have. I know of guys who are always saying how much they want a girl to notice them, and how they are dying to meet her. When the girl finally does pay attention to them, they stop liking her for some strange reason. Or when we want an iPod sooo badly, and we get it! Finally the iPod nano I’ve wanted for almost a year now! But oh, wait, new TV commercial, the iPod touch is out. Throw away the nano and in with the touch-screen frenzy.
Why oh why are we so strange? Why can’t we be happy with what we already have? Why must we want what we can’t have? Maybe it is something like a human curse, always wanting more or different to what you already have! Could it be what Adam and Eve supposedly did, that something they couldn’t have was what they wanted? It’s the famous forbidden fruit. That is what we all want. *This is probably why guys think that girls like it when they play hard to get.
Now, if anyone is wondering why this post is here and about the strange title I will shortly explain after a few pieces of background information. I have a Mormon friend, and by having a moron friend I know quite a bit about their way of living. They are quite strict but extremely nice people, her brother and parents are very helpful and kind to everyone. Being one of the Mormon families in my city, they invite lots of Mormon missionaries to their house.
So, here come the issue, Mormon missionaries are supposed to spread their help throughout many places around the world for about two years. In this period of time, they can’t watch movies, be involved in a relationship or listen to music on the radio. So, thinking about it, what are the chances that every single missionary who goes to visit her house is extremely hot? I have no idea since I practically slept the class where we learned probability in math but apparently it is a 99.99%. I am dead serious, that picture up there is the eyes of one of them, and other than drop dead gorgeous looks, they are about the sweets people you will ever meet. When I was at her house one of them even offered to help up with cooking, what guy does that?!
How can we be punished this way? How can the best guys out there be: hot Mormon and missionaries. That is like, the definition of forbidden fruit. I’m not religious or anything but way to go Adam and Eve, you really screwed things up for your children!
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Great Characters, Great Quotes
If you happen not to know Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory here is a little description from tvfanatic.com:
First of all he is known for saying BAZINGA a lot. Dr. Sheldon Cooper is Leonard's best friend, roommate, and co-worker at Calech. Sheldon is the smarter of the two with an IQ of 187, but is definitely the more socially awkward of two. He has a ridiculous ego, is extremely stubborn, but the group seems to put up with him (Leonard is the main character of the series).
And now ladies and gentlemen, Quotes from Sheldon Cooper:
Sheldon: (to Penny his neighbor) apparently I'm in some kind of relationship and you seem to be an expert at ending them.... I see man after man leaving this apartment, never to return.
Raj (a friend of Sheldon): I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon (intrigued): You have a sarcasm sign?
Sheldon: Hello Penny. I realize you are currently in the mercy if your primitive biological urges. But, as you have an entire lifetime of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?
Sheldon: Leonard, you may be right. It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.Leonard: You really think so?Sheldon: Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!
Sheldon: Why are you crying? Penny: Because I'm stupid! Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Sheldon: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! All this fighting, I might as well be back with my parents! *Imitating his Mom* Dammit George! I told you if you didn't quit drinking I would leave you! *Imitating his Dad* Well, I guess that makes you a liar, because I'm drunk as hell and you are still here! *Imitating his Mom* Stop yelling, you're making Sheldon cry! *Imitating his Dad* I'll tell you what is making Sheldon cry, that I let you name him SHELDON
Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun. Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Controversial Music Tuesday
Don’t you just love it when an old song you used to know but never remember the name of comes up on a radio? Then you just have the time to remember a part of the lyrics so when you get home you can Google them and fins the long lost song? No? Oh well, I guess I’m the only freak who does that.
But anyway, this week’s song is one of my favorite songs ever, Its and old song but one I really recommend.
It is sung by the great Madonna! And actually I was doing a little research and the video she made of this song was extremely controversial with the Church and made quite a few top lists like:
- Topping the MTV's countdown of "100 Videos That Broke The Rules" in 2005, and for the 25th anniversary of MTV (August 1, 2006), viewers voted the video as the "Most Groundbreaking Music Video of All Time".
- The video was ranked #20 on Rolling Stone magazine's "The 100 Top Music Videos" and #2 on VH1's 100 Greatest Videos.
- On November 27, 2007 Fuse named "Like a Prayer" as one of its ten "Videos That Rocked The World
Also! I almost forgot, if you have read previous posts you can tell I love glee and in its new released episodes they actually sing this song! I liked their version a lot, in fact I’m also going to put it down here so you can listen to it.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Music Tuesday!
Monday, April 19, 2010
FML Monday!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Who Cares?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
My Very First Quote Day!
So since I’m starting out this new program of mine, I decided to put up some quotes about beginnings:
“The beginning is the most important part of the work.”-Plato
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Official Blog Pimping!
Ok, so ive decided to change things around a bit because i can rarely find something good to post about. Today a friend of mine gave me a great idea, from now on i will have kind of like a schedule to follow so I can get organized! So here it goes:
- From now on ther will be FML Monday. Its a block where i will post some of the worst case scenarios from my life, people i know lifes, or ill just find something funny at http://www.fmylife.com/.
- Music Tuesdays, where ill be putting up some of my fabourite or newly discoverd song lyrics and comment on them.
- On wednesday it will be Random Post Day.
- Thursday is quote day!
- (Friday is for me and my life thank you very much)
- And last but not least there will be Video weekend! and sometimes Recipe Sundays!
Well i hope you all enjoy my new blog organization. In addition i think i might be changing the background of it every week or something. WARNING the following post doesnt mean i will be posting everyday i do have a life ;).
Monday, March 22, 2010
The new age of the internet!
Now,I give this challenge because now days everything is on the web, and I mean everything! Have a date and need to learn how to dance? Google it! Want to learn how to cook just about anything? It’s all over the place, want to learn how to wear makeup, read hieroglyphics, or learn French? It’s all there. But you have to learn to be careful because, well let me finish that thought with a simple example of one of my favorite characters, and in my opinion one of the best characters from all times Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory:
Leonard Hofstadter: Remember when you tried to learn how to swim from the internet? Sheldon Cooper: I did learn how to swim.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, on the floor.
Sheldon Cooper: The skills are transferable. I just have no desire to get in the water.
Leonard Hofstadter: Then why learn how to swim?
Sheldon Cooper: The ice caps are melting, Leonard. In the future, swimming won't be optional.
So to finalize today’s post I wish you all a happy web surfing because we all know there is nothing better to un-bore yourself than pass several hours in front of a squared shape light giving machine.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Also I’ve been entertaining myself by reading other peoples misadventures in a web page called http://www.fmylife.com/ don’t judge, I get bored easily and have nothing else to do and it is quite funny, at least when it’s not happening to you. Unfortunately I believe in karma, so all sort of bad things will probably happen to me for laughing at peoples FML´s.
Now also today I did something I’m not sure I should have done, it was kind of a moral battle, I won’t include the details but a while ago I made a decision that most people wouldn’t have taken, and today I proved that my choice (that was not the one our current society tells us to make) surprisingly worked, not 100% but it worked and I think that emotionally for the people involved it was great… a word of advice honestly it works to put yourself in other shoes. Now don’t take this last paragraph seriously :) I know it sounds weird but it´s really just something dumb but that I feel proud of and wanted to get off my chest.
Now for something freaky, I bet you all know about Anne Frank, well today we noticed that one of our friends looks a lot and I mean A LOT like her. It´s really creepy, I won’t put her picture in but here is one of Anne so you can kind of get the idea. Something even weirder, my friend who looks like her is Buddhist, which means she believes in reincarnation. CReEpyYyy.
Now to put the cherry on top of my great day I managed to overcome one of my fears or better weakness of giving in easily to stupid little annoying manipulative wannabe interested people (or in my case little girl who swears she’s the best and moves the world at her wishes). My smug smile at the face she made me when I said no was priceless PRICELESS especially because I saw it coming and was ready to tell her she could not have my IPod. Man I wish I could re live the moment, but then again Karma is a bitch so ho know what my actions will get me in to.
Well so long for now!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Yey! Homework... Not
The funny part is that every time I sit down and tell myself that it’s time to work all I can think
of it and old poem I read when I was in second grade(good times):
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bombwould explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take bathswith a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lionalone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see why you even exist,
if you just disappeared it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
-Jack Prelutsky
Next on my list of things to do so I can start homework, I think about different stories that people tell me while doing homework, from essays that don’t get saved and have to be redone to my mother biting a poem book and throwing it at the wall, which accompanies my laughter that no one will listen to since most of the time I’m alone.
Then I will innocently going on Facebook to check my Inboxes but will get caught up because someone talks to me and tells me to look at about three YouTube videos that I just have to watch, and before I know it its already two hours later and I haven’t even started my work.
Now it seems I have found a new distraction… blogging so I really should just leave this post and start reading so I will… I guess… after I check my mail… bye!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Playlists
So here I am with my very dear friend in computers class, bored out of our minds when we suddenly decide to write on my blog!Not...
Well anyway were are pretty close we are the type of friends who can call each other anything but still know that the other one loves us. so we like music and like to update eachother about new songs we like so we would like to give you a few on our fav's list.(that is also full of inside jokes so you probably wont get many of them.)
- I Kissed a Boy -Cobra Starship
- Bata Bata- Latin Fresh
- Bootylicious-(Glee Cast version)
- 9 crimes- Damien Rice
- Blowers Daughter-Damian Rice
- Rock'n Roll-Eric Hutchson
- Crazy in Love-Beyonce & Jay-z
- Crazy!-Gnarles Barkley
- Date la Vuelta-Principal
- Ella me Levanto-Daddy Yankee
- 1901-Phoenix
- Fashionista-Jimmy James (but this is more of an inside joke)
- Fun House-Pink
- Infinity-Josh Guru Project
- Hotmess- Cobra Starship
- Im Not Going to Teach Your Boyfriend how to Dance With You(remix)-The Twelves(Black Kids)
- Into the Night-Chad Kroeger ft. Santana
- Iris- Goo Goo Dolls
- Just Dance-Lady Gaga
- Lady Marmalade- Christina Aguilera
- Lemon Tree- Fools Garden
- Wicked Little Girls-Esther
- Lipgloss-Lil mama
- Maneater-Nelly Furtado
- Move, Shake, Drop- DJ Laz
- Moviendo las Caderas- Los Hermanos Rosario
- Una Noche en la Playa-Big Yamo
- Oye Mi Canto- Nore
- Paparazzi- Lady Gaga
- Promiscuous Girl- Nelly Furtado
- Put Your Records On-Corinne Bailey
- Quiero una Chica- Latin Dreams
- Se Aloca- J Balvin
- Show of that Body you Got- Petey Pablo
- Stronger-Kanye West(though he's a jerk!)
- Tik Tok-Ke$ha
- Your Love is my Drug- Ke$ha
- Untouched-The Veronicas
- 1234-Plain White T's
- Hey There Delilah- Plain White T's
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Family Dinners
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Funny video
My favorite part of the video is minute 2:40 you can skip to that part because it was really the only one that made me laugh.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Glee (caution spoiler alert!)
Glee!
I know that it is very commercial and everything but it really is interesting. I have heard many reasons why people like and dislike it.
Like:
1) It seems real
2) The actors are not stupidly hot or anything, they are just normal
3) They like the songs they sing on the show
(These are only some)
Dislikes:
1) They don’t develop the stories (other than the long term ones) thoroughly.
2) Don’t like that Mr. Shue believes his wife is pregnant (with a stuffed pillow) for months and never really seeing her stomach.
3) Thinks that the random singing and unpracticed dancing choreographies is stupid.
Honestly I think many of these reasons are true, both the good ones and the bad ones, but still I recommend you watch it because the season is over already so they will probably be showing lots of re-runs for a new fan to watch, and in my opinion it had a pretty good finally episode. I really hope you enjoy it because it’s a good show if you give it a chance.
Here's one of my favourite parts of the whole first season:
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Random thoughts of a day
1) Today a teacher a school said something weird, when she asked us something and no one answered she muttered to herself:
"They check brain… Brain doesn’t come up with an answer."
For some strange reason this cracked me up (which earned me a few looks) It must be hard being a teacher anyway I guess you kind of start talking to yourself, not that it’s wrong to do so but it is, as many things, something that makes me laugh, even though I constantly find myself in situations where it’s me who’s talking alone (but hey! I’m an only child, you can’t really blame me).
2) Today during my intensive internet searching, or looking for bumper stickers on Facebook I came across a quote
“If things never changed, there would be no butterflies”
I’ve never been a big fan of change especially because I have my very own crazy aunt (who’s like one of those people that could be brought out of a novel or something, eccentric and ever-changing) whose life is based on the phrase: life is change. I have heard this all my life, every time I came whining to her she would say it anytime something went wrong she would say it, she said it so much that I got sick and tired of it and started to get mad every time she said it so she decided I had heard it enough and finally stopped. Now, a few years later when I saw this sticker I couldn’t help but think about my frizzy-haired aunt and her obsessing with a single phrase that now that I think about it makes a lot of sense. Maybe all I needed was a few more years to get it and now I feel kind off foolish for not really thinking about what she told me and only about my small problems.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Teenage Vampires
As Queen Latifah said in the Peoples choice awards, this year was definitely all about vampires, starting with the very famous book and now movie the twilight saga every since all I see and hear about is freaking vampires! Which annoys me deeply, what do the blood sucking creatures have that girls like drooling over the (or rather over their page written description). I mean before this Twilight book no one really cared about vampires, now I hear about vampire living in an academy, vampires who eat animals, vampires who eat humans, vampires who even eat themselves! Now the fang fever isn’t like this year’s other outbreak of swine flu, it prefers young girls as its victims. The saddest part is I am one of the freaking victims and I hate it! I can’t help it, my vampire fever friends (or friend) induced me into them and I just can’t stop it, so if anyone ANYONE knows a cure or an answer to the first sentence of this post please PLEASE tell me.
Monday, February 8, 2010
A note to the reader.
Sometimes I get bored, and I wished I could talk to someone or at least express what I’m feeling or something, (and since talking too myself would be just a tiny bit weird, especially with the neighbors) a difficult task because I’m an only child and trying to talk to parents don’t really count when you want to talk about something that you will have to explain to your mom from the beginning, and who will interrupt every five seconds to ask a question that I have answered about three times already( no kidding).
Here is when the teacher comes in the story, new semester new classes, new methods of giving us homework that we can’t find excuses for not finishing or doing at all. So in I go into English and we receive the news that everything we do at home we have to post on blogs to save paper and time(which by the way I’m all into saving some extra trees the world could use), and I think, why not? So here I am hoping to get some readers or something, or if I don’t I guess I’ll just post to and for myself anyway, so yeah if anyone is reading ill post some cool links and things up here if you’re bored you can entertain yourself a little. Hope You like it!